• CHILDREN’S PASTOR To volunteer for children’s ministry.
• MUSIC MINISTER To join the choir in time for the Christmas musical.
• MINISTER OF PASTORAL CARE We don’t forbid nor condone road crossing but we do have home groups for chickens traumatized by road crossing.
• MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR Nobody told me I’m going to have to clean up after chickens.
• SENIOR PASTOR To give an offering, but if it is just visiting we don’t want it to be under any obligation.
• PASTOR’S SECRETARY Did it have an appointment to cross that road?
• CHURCH ADMINISTRATOR The chicken apparently did not read the memo forbidding any road crossing without my prior approval.
• CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD What committee approved this road crossing? Where will the money come from for all this unnecessary road crossing? Do I have a motion to stop unauthorized road crossing?
• GUEST EVANGELIST To be a partner with the ministry God has put on my heart.
• CHURCH SECRETARY I didn’t give my permission for some chicken to cross the road?
• YOUTH PASTOR What chicken? What road? If any chicken did anything improper I can assure you that I do not approve of it. It was properly supervised the entire time. However, we must realize that we live in a time when chickens sometimes do things they shouldn’t. I will talk to the chicken. This won’t happen again.

Roger recently announced another one of his projects, the Children’s Ministry Expo!  See more of Roger’s writings and resources here.